The shit surrounding this break in just keep getting weirder and weirder but like it could totally be an episode of csi or some shit. I’m definitely putting this in my memoir

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this mentally and physically exhausted

HAPPY TUESDAY!

(Not my apartment, but what I’ve been dealing with since four this morning)

My next apartment better either be a motherfuckin condo or in some super secure building because so help me god this is kind of terrifying and fucking draining on so many levels

The po po finally showed up but we didn’t even get a cute cop

WHERE ARE THE COPS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

Uh so all that banging was actually my neighbour’s place getting broken into. What the fuck

Looks like I’ll be going to my Club Monaco interview tomorrow/today on zero sleep. Cool thanks toronto stay classy

And now some dude just took the fan out of my window looking for a Marissa. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I think he’s trying to rip down his door frame. Or at least that’s what it sounds like.